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where’s spongebob when you need him? crabby patties for dinner!

We drove out to Costco to pick up some more prints. While there, I told Jeremy I wanted to get a giant bag of fresh spinach, cara cara oranges, and a jug of naked juice. Healthy, yeah? I was totally craving vegetables. Dinner tonight was loaded with them plus grilled filet mignon. We only ate half of our steaks, but all of our vegetables.

stir-fried spinach, corn, wild greens salad, and a hunk o’ moo

Being good, right? Unfortunately, we were hungry while we were AT Costco. Jesus freaking Christ… In addition to those healthy things, we also picked up:

a chocolate cake as big as your car tire

i had spring rolls on the brain – all 60 of them (i didn’t even touch them tonight)

I couldn’t even finish my slice of cake. I can’t even look at it anymore (and yet there’s still so much). Jeremy is happily polishing off the rest of mine seeing as he made quick work of his own. Skinny people suck.